I'm glad when it said "Thy glory, O Israel is slain upon high places:
how are the mighty fallen! "Tell it not in Gath, publish it not in the
streets of Askelon; lest the daughters of the Philistines rejoice, and
lest the daughters of the uncircumcised exalt." Me, d speaker: it is a
pitiable disma pisma; it is regrettably lugubrious dat in a country
dat is so bless with human resources; in a country dat is bless with
oil, bcoz of d mismanagement, bcoz of d high-handedness, bcoz of d
meningestinal citizen, and bcoz of d directionless directionlessness,
bcoz of d consciousless consciouslessness, bcoz of d purposeless
purposelessness and bcoz of d planless planlessness dat greeted d oil
sector, a vast majority of Nigerians still continue to facilitate btw
exorbitant enthusiasm and irrational irritability. When a microscopic
few dat have piloted d affairs of dis nation live in peasanted luxury
and propensing solititude. Me, d speaker: today I'm happy am a
Nigerian, I'm happy am a member of d house of representative. Bcoz
like I've always said, at dis  motion, I've demonstrated it for d
up-in- time dat parliament must be an instrument and vehicle of social
engineering. Parliament must remain d coat of chorus of d people
having superintended over up rages Contra Bonos Mores. Me d speaker,
I'm in perfectly miraculum with d prayers of dis motion. And dis is my
humble logo marquee and d logo marquee dat I made without legal
partial.